Return of the Mac

Last night I found myself at an FHM party at Gypsy Tea. It contained a lot of the pre-conceived elements I was expecting. Girls in tight white t-shirts and short skirts serving mini cheeseburgers, shrimps on sticks and mini crab cakes with an open bar. The thing that was truly hilarious though, besides the fact that Paul from the Wonder Years was there, was this short dude who HAD to have been from Long Island. Maybe the DJ played his Bar Mitzvah, cause he knew every word to every song and had crazy B boy dance moves that looked suspiciously pre-choreographed. He kept tugging on his white blazer, putting it on, taking it off, putting in on, swinging it around, scooting about. The DJ was playing "Return of the Mac," "I Wanna Sex You Up" and "La Isla Bonita" without a lick of irony. Men milling about in suits, it was dudetastic. I'm like wow, you mind as well have been playing this.