Robble Robble

Three weekends, three weddings. Here are a few things that made this last one memorable.

1) There were 640 guests.
2) The ceremony and reception were in the same place, the ballroom at the Westin Hotel.
3) Alot of people were talking and walking around during the ceremony. I guess keeping everyone's attention is tough when a medium sized village is in attendance.
4) The festivities kicked off late, at 7:30PM.
5) My friend wasn't officially married until 11PM.
6) Dinner wasn't until 1AM.
7) The wedding ended at 3AM.
8) I was drunk by 10PM, making it a challenge to maintain coherence for the remaining 5 hours.
9) This was the 3rd wedding where I didn't give a gift.